Now you can rejoice. If you were looking for Barbie clothes, you'd go to the toy store. Why can't they design dresses for actual-sized people? You're sick and tired of designers making formal wear for wiry, impossibly thin women.
Big surprise! Not available in your size. And when you research some of the gowns you like - whoops! And you know these models subsist on just two celery sticks and three cigarettes each day so they can fit into the size zero gowns you see them wearing.
No matter which publication you choose, you are bombarded with page after page of ultra-skinny waifs wearing beautiful wedding dresses. You know, leafing through bridal magazines can really take the fun out of your upcoming wedding.